Today I got have a call from the IRS that I owe $1568.71 in
back taxes and I need to sent them a money order right away or they are going
to seize my bank account. Go for it.
Then I got a call from the FBI that crime is up in my area
and I need to buy an alarm system, just sent them a money order for $700 and
their agents will come right away to install it. I went to the dog pound and
got a free German Sheppard. Very nice dog and understands the command kill.
Then I got an e-mail that my great uncle in Outer Mongolia
pass away and left me 10.3 million dollars. I just need to send a money
transfer to an attorney that will represent me in Outer Mongolia to secure my
money. This came as a very big surprise to me that I had an Uncle in Outer
Mongolia.
The fun just kept coming with another call this time from
the county prosecutor’s office that I didn’t pay tickets and need to send the
money or they are coming to arrest me. I hope they do it would be good training
for my dog.
I also won the Upper Volta Lottery today. Justin Bieber called;
as did Jennifer Aniston that I won the contest they are sponsoring on line.
Then the washing machine died – the only real thing to
happen today. Time to get out the screwdriver and pliers.
My phone number is on the do not call list. Oh well.
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